Something across the room has caught the attention of the yellow man with the low polygon count… Maybe it’s the noughties’ frozen Han Solo… He looks like a 3D Cubist painting – which has always confused me … why isn’t it Trianglist rather than Cubist? No squares there. I need glasses, this is what people in the distance are starting to look like for me. An eye upgrade, that’s what i need. So if you’re approaching me from a distance and i look confused, remember – i am. I’m wondering who you are ;) I’ve had these eyes since the 1970′s. ‘Bout time for some new ones eh ?