I think it’s fair to say we were quite badly behaved.
‘Elf n safety
- We can have plastic gun’s right ? It’s a cowboy duel.
- No guns… There’ll be children present. Not with the current climate.
- Well, we’ll use bananas in our holsters instead ?
- No, you can’t use bananas, people might be allergic to bananas
- ……. ?
The contraband booze boxes wrapped up in brown paper and marked “Hat Box”, “Box of Moustaches”, “Pony food” etc ;)
A lot of people not realising the ‘cold tea’ was in fact Jack Daniels despite it being in a Jack Daniels bottle.
Being allowed to legitimately shout out disgusting swear words at the top of your voice through a loud speaker at a baying crowd ( Adult’s night )
Lots of parents forcing their kids to play repeatedly, to get as many 50p shots in as possible before home time. ( Family day )
Mr(s) Simon Waterfall in a corset and yellow high heels.
Chris being helped into his chaps by two twin cowboys.
‘Slut in a bin’ incident – Our saloon whore getting carried away in the role. She made 20 quid for ‘services rendered’ and lost it down her cleavage.
Will Dogg’s five year old nemesis who kept coming back and whopping him at pictionary
The dubious and controversial drawing of ‘Berlin’.
People queuing up thinking we were the actual bar.
Branding a bare arse.