I’m heading to California for a week with Cookie, so you’ll have to entertain yourselves for a few days until i get back ; ) I may well be entering the water at some point. So hopefully this time there’ll be no fishy incidents. Owch! …

As you know, my very own Micheal Palin, Ewan Mcgregor & Indiana Jones rolled-into-one boyfriend, is kicking off his epic adventure to walk south to north across America. It’s crazy, but hugely impressive at the same time. Battling rattle snakes and grizzly bears as he goes, he faces unimaginable and terrible conditions such as being 5 days walk from the nearest pint of beer. You can find out more about this trip to Mordor, and how you can follow him progressively turning ferrel, here.